A few weeks ago my friend Nassim and I made "Good Morning Burgers." A Good Morning Burger is an idea from the Simpsons where Homer is watching an ad for a new burger:
We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger.
Well, we weren't able to duplicate the recipe exactly, but we came close.
John and Nas's Good Morning Burgers:
18 ounces ground beef
1 stick of butter
1/8 pound slice of ham
3 strips of bacon
1 egg
One extra-large hamburger bun
Put 2 tablespoons of butter inside the beef patty. Fry the bacon and ham in butter. Fry the egg. Grill burger. Butter the bun. Stack burger, ham, bacon, and egg. Sandwich between bun. Enjoy.
This burger gave me a rush like no other. Possibly because my arteries were consticting after eating it. But it was truly delicious. Mmmmmm...fattening.
3 comments:
I'm poking holes in your story.
Per your ealier blog topic of Fat People on the train... After consuming said Burger, Did 1) Bledsoe show up? and 2) Has the price of groceries increased due to the 2 lbs of fat that accumulated around your midsection?
1) No, but his wife has been doing her share of cooking. On that note tonyhomo.com was good, great.
2)Because I am a young man, the weight melted off me like rich, creamery butter melts in your mouth
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