Premise: A mad scientist named Dr. Light has invented a machine that brings dinosaurs back from the dead using fossils and lasers. Dr. Light and his team of scientists create an army of dinosaurs to go after militant Christian fundamentalists. You can play as a scientist, a dinosaur, a soldier, a cannibal, or a fundamentalist. The player gets to develop his character, plan strategies to take on the fundamentalists, plan military formations, destroy religious icons (or build stadium-sized evangelical churches in the fundamentalist version of the game), and eat anyone or thing who stands in the way in this exciting RPG/first person beat-'em-up-eat-'em-up shooter game/strategy game. The ultimate goal: destroy/eat all of your political enemies, establishing your group as the rulers of the Earth. If you play as a scientist, you will ultimately have to kill the dinosaurs, but you work with them as allies at first. God is the ultimate boss, and he uses ninja stars to thwart scientist, dinosaur, and cannibal enemies alike.
Title:
Dinofascism: Dinosaurs Versus God
Alternate Title:
The Final Crusade: The Search for Jerusalosaurus
Intricacies:
*The dinosaur player will find the T-Rex most useful for killing enemies, but the brontosauruses and other herbivores are useful for the experienced player, who needs plenty of food for his T-Rexes to make them robust killing machines.
*Hyper-realistic graphics bring the Mesozoic Period straight to your HDTV and exploding into your living room with the force of God's word.
*Multiplayer mode is downright Halo-esque.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
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2 comments:
Can you also play as a killer robot driving insrtuctor who travels back in time for some reason whose best friend is a talking pie?
After much time playing said game I found a much desired cheat code for the "Fundamentalist" Choice:
1) Enter
2) Type "Jerry Falwell is God"
This cheat code results in the inability of the science team to "evolve" his strategy so to speak and essentially results in utter defeat of Science at the hands of the Evangelicals
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